Scene
One
Exterior:
a leafy, suburban street. A middle-aged man, clean-shaven,
well-dressed and conventionally handsome and appears in half-body
shot. He looks into the camera.
Man: [In
crisp, confident Transatlantic RP] There has never been a better time
to rent your property out. Supply is down and demand is on the up and will be for the foreseeable future [He approaches the
camera - stops - a head and shoulders shot] but the future is
not always certain [frowns].
Scene
Two
Interior:
Man is standing in an anonymously busy office, half-body shot.
Everyone else in the office is seated at a computer terminal.
Man:
[Walks through the office making sympathetic hand gestures] As an
entrepreneur and smart investor you know you have to stay one step
ahead of the market. We at Marshall, Carter and Dark understand this
[stops]. And that is why we have come up with a radical new solution
to the problems landlords face.
Scene
Three
Interior:
Man walks along an narrow, empty corridor, full-body shot, towards
the camera.
Man:
[Holds out arms] There is only so much space to go around, [relaxes]
what with [in a wry tone] health and safety laws, there have always
been limitations to how you can utilise your property and enhance
revenue streams. [Stops] Until now...
Scene
Four
Man:
[Voiceover] Abartists have been
delighting us with their ability to conjure dimensionally
anomalous art works. But...
using new Eleven-Dimensional Abspace Expansion
Technology...
a supercomputer...
and grey market fissile material...
we can now take this process out of the gallery and into the real world.
Scene
Five
Montage
of various dwellings and structures.

We acquired this four-bedroom detached house in Southampton and
installed
a fifty-bunk barracks, a fully-equipped armoury and
concealable helipad without expanding regular floor space or
increasing council-tax bills. But there's more.
Last year
we recovered this abandoned aviary in Newcastle-Upon Tyne. It now
includes a formula one racetrack and indoor ski centre, all built in less than THREE MONTHS
Scene
Six
Return
to man standing in corridor.
Man:
Space, it used to be the final frontier. Not anymore... Here at
Marshall, Carter and Dark we want to help you [points at camera]
shake society down for all it's got. Purchase now and we will throw
in a free apprentice or work-placement peon of your choice to do with
whatever you like [smiles knowingly].
Scene
Seven
Logo.
Man: [Voiceover] Offer ends 2020, terms and conditions apply. Marshall, Carter and Dark: because landlords run this show.
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